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__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
33 mins ago
1 Dead babies.
Tentacle porn.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
33 mins ago
71 Dorito breath.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
33 mins ago
41 Road head.
What are my parents hiding from me?
33 mins ago
63 Kim Jong-il.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
33 mins ago
34 Saxophone solos.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
34 mins ago
69 Vehicular homicide.
What helps Obama unwind?
34 mins ago
57 Public ridicule.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
34 mins ago
30 Heteronormativity.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
34 mins ago
1 Passing a kidney stone.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
35 mins ago
90 The Blood of Christ.
z | 1
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
x | 2
Jewish fraternities.
c | 3
Scrubbing under the folds.
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