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What never fails to liven up the party?
4 hours ago
55 Puberty.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
4 hours ago
18 Bond, James Bond.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
4 hours ago
38 Seppuku.
Why do I hurt all over?
4 hours ago
40 Prosti-tots.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
4 hours ago
63 Paris Hilton.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
4 hours ago
77 Erectile dysfunction.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
4 hours ago
1 A clandestine butt scratch.
Impotence.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
4 hours ago
36 Substitute teachers.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
4 hours ago
33 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
4 hours ago
87 Vigorous jazz hands.
z | 1
Keeping Christ in Christmas.
x | 2
Leaving an awkward voicemail.
c | 3
Panda sex.
 
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