Some Recent Plays
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
2 hours ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
2 hours ago
37 The Virginia Tech Massacre.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
2 hours ago
70 My vagina.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
2 hours ago
2 Coughing into a vagina.
Pixelated bukkake.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 hours ago
79 Surprise sex!
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
2 hours ago
86 Raping and pillaging.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
2 hours ago
90 Dick fingers.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
2 hours ago
1 Bitches.
I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
2 hours ago
32 Hot people.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
2 hours ago
46 Copping a feel.
z | 1
Peeing a little bit.
x | 2
Actually taking candy from a baby.
c | 3
Mr. Clean, right behind you.
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