Some Recent Plays
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
5 hours ago
33 The heart of a child.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
5 hours ago
77 Crystal meth.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
5 hours ago
70 The violation of our most basic human rights.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
5 hours ago
109 My vagina.
It's a trap!
5 hours ago
95 Tentacle porn.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
5 hours ago
47 Kim Jong-il.
Why am I sticky?
5 hours ago
102 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
5 hours ago
49 Cybernetic enhancements.
White people like __________.
5 hours ago
31 The √úbermensch.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
5 hours ago
57 An icepick lobotomy.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
z | 1
That one gay Teletubby.
x | 2
Suicidal thoughts.
c | 3
Chainsaws for hands.
 
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