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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
16 hours ago
51 Dry heaving.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
16 hours ago
54 Vigorous jazz hands.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
16 hours ago
50 A low standard of living.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
16 hours ago
68 The Care Bear Stare.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
16 hours ago
64 Substitute teachers.
What will always get you laid?
16 hours ago
95 Daddy issues.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
16 hours ago
40 Barack Obama.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
16 hours ago
64 Shorties and blunts.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
16 hours ago
72 Black people.
Why can't I sleep at night?
16 hours ago
81 Raping and pillaging.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
z | 1
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
x | 2
c | 3
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