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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
31 mins ago
57 Powerful thighs.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
31 mins ago
43 Men.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
31 mins ago
32 Sean Penn.
What's the crustiest?
32 mins ago
22 Giving 110 percent.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
54 mins ago
81 Women in yogurt commercials.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
54 mins ago
41 George Clooney's musk.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
54 mins ago
49 Figgy pudding.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
2 hours ago
58 Shorties and blunts.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
2 hours ago
27 The South.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
3 hours ago
68 My sex life.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
z | 1
Praying the gay away.
x | 2
Media coverage.
c | 3
Scalping.
 
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