Some Recent Plays
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
83 mins ago
1 The Gulags.
The true meaning of Christmas.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
84 mins ago
48 Jew-fros.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 hours ago
99 A cooler full of organs.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
3 hours ago
39 Multiple stab wounds.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
3 hours ago
49 Stranger danger.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
3 hours ago
35 Opposable thumbs.
I drink to forget __________.
6 hours ago
70 Being on fire.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
6 hours ago
43 Moral ambiguity.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
6 hours ago
43 Substitute teachers.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
6 hours ago
121 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
z | 1
The heart of a child.
x | 2
Riding off into the sunset.
c | 3
Viagra.
 
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