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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
19 hours ago
1 Foreskin.
Children on leashes.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
19 hours ago
41 Smegma.
19 hours ago
1 Puppies!
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
19 hours ago
22 Chivalry.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
19 hours ago
89 Incest.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
19 hours ago
27 Faith healing.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
19 hours ago
44 Santa Claus.
__________: good to the last drop.
19 hours ago
55 Deflowering the princess.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
19 hours ago
57 God.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
19 hours ago
28 A look-see.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
z | 1
A zesty breakfast burrito.
x | 2
Third base.
c | 3
Daddy issues.
 
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