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What's the crustiest?
32 mins ago
104 Mouth herpes.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
32 mins ago
93 Assless chaps.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
32 mins ago
43 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
32 mins ago
49 Dying of dysentery.
Why can't I sleep at night?
32 mins ago
62 Saxophone solos.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
64 mins ago
1 Robbing a sperm bank.
Dick Cheney.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
64 mins ago
1 Keeping Christ in Christmas.
Bling.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
65 mins ago
39 Poor life choices.
What helps Obama unwind?
65 mins ago
59 A reach-around.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
65 mins ago
56 Alcoholism.
z | 1
Spontaneous human combustion.
x | 2
Men.
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Bond, James Bond.
 
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