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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
95 mins ago
98 A lifetime of sadness.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
96 mins ago
136 Masturbation.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
96 mins ago
58 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
96 mins ago
40 The Holy Bible.
What's my secret power?
114 mins ago
85 Ethnic cleansing.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
7 hours ago
73 The Jews.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
22 hours ago
64 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
22 hours ago
33 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
22 hours ago
84 Tom Cruise.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
22 hours ago
24 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Making sex at her.
x | 2
The Rapture.
c | 3
Saxophone solos.
 
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