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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
80 mins ago
1 A sad handjob.
Dental dams.
What's that sound?
2 hours ago
55 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
2 hours ago
27 Scrubbing under the folds.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
2 hours ago
32 Glenn Beck.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
2 hours ago
79 The gays.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
2 hours ago
32 A robust mongoloid.
What am I giving up for Lent?
2 hours ago
80 Lumberjack fantasies.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 hours ago
30 Public ridicule.
What never fails to liven up the party?
2 hours ago
32 Shaft.
War! What is it good for?
2 hours ago
49 Dick Cheney.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Cuddling.
x | 2
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
c | 3
Clams.
 
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