Some Recent Plays
What's the new fad diet?
2 hours ago
70 Robbing a sperm bank.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
2 hours ago
46 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
What's the new fad diet?
2 hours ago
40 Heartwarming orphans.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
2 hours ago
93 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
What helps Obama unwind?
2 hours ago
53 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
2 hours ago
63 Praying the gay away.
2 hours ago
21 Object permanence.
What's my anti-drug?
2 hours ago
99 That one gay Teletubby.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
2 hours ago
82 Raping and pillaging.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
2 hours ago
36 Winking at old people.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Dorito breath.
c | 3
Faith healing.
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