Some Recent Plays
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
8 hours ago
77 Masturbation.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
8 hours ago
1 A big black dick.
Child abuse.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
8 hours ago
45 Toni Morrison's vagina.
What's my secret power?
8 hours ago
41 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
8 hours ago
39 The drama club.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
8 hours ago
58 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
8 hours ago
32 Dave Matthews Band.
What gets better with age?
8 hours ago
95 Tasteful sideboob.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
8 hours ago
30 Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
8 hours ago
58 The violation of our most basic human rights.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
Edible underpants.
x | 2
Slow motion.
c | 3
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
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