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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
11 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
11 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
11 hours ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
What's a girl's best friend?
11 hours ago
99 Doin' it in the butt.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
11 hours ago
52 Team building exercises.
Why am I sticky?
11 hours ago
74 Golden showers.
Why can't I sleep at night?
11 hours ago
32 Passive-aggression.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
11 hours ago
67 Third base.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
11 hours ago
81 Man meat.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
11 hours ago
61 The Blood of Christ.
What am I giving up for Lent?
z | 1
Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
x | 2
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
c | 3
Bingeing and purging.
 
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