Some Recent Plays
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
58 mins ago
75 Sexy pillow fights.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
59 mins ago
40 The milk man.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
59 mins ago
28 Loose lips.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
59 mins ago
40 Lunchables™.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
59 mins ago
79 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
Why can't I sleep at night?
59 mins ago
71 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
59 mins ago
68 Passable transvestites.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
60 mins ago
101 Incest.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
60 mins ago
56 Making sex at her.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
60 mins ago
1 Nazis.
The invisible hand.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
z | 1
A wheelchair death race.
x | 2
The Fanta girls.
c | 3
Toni Morrison's vagina.
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