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30 Heath Ledger.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
2 hours ago
65 A defective condom.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 hours ago
69 Scrotum tickling.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 hours ago
52 Sniffing glue.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
2 hours ago
81 A low standard of living.
What ended my last relationship?
2 hours ago
53 Nip slips.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
2 hours ago
1 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
The American Dream.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
2 hours ago
1 Judge Judy.
AXE Body Spray.
What's that sound?
2 hours ago
30 Historical revisionism.
What are my parents hiding from me?
3 hours ago
28 A good sniff.
z | 1
x | 2
Sexy Siamese twins.
c | 3
Dead parents.
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