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What's a girl's best friend?
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101 Menstruation.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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63 Sniffing glue.
Betcha can't have just one!
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105 Elderly Japanese men.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
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83 72 virgins.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
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74 BATMAN!!!
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
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2 Half-assed foreplay.
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__________. That's how I want to die.
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66 The Thong Song.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
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1 Homeless people.
Road head.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
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1 Child beauty pageants.
Barack Obama.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
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22 Civilian casualties.
z | 1
Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
x | 2
Doing the right thing.
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