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What am I giving up for Lent?
42 mins ago
33 Catapults.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
42 mins ago
39 A low standard of living.
What helps Obama unwind?
43 mins ago
42 Road head.
Betcha can't have just one!
43 mins ago
62 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
43 mins ago
29 The Red Menace.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
45 mins ago
20 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
46 mins ago
1 A can of whoop-ass.
Goats eating cans.
What's a girl's best friend?
46 mins ago
74 BATMAN!!!
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
46 mins ago
69 Darth Vader.
What's that smell?
46 mins ago
14 Being marginalized.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
z | 1
A salty surprise.
x | 2
Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
c | 3
The Chinese gymnastics team.
 
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