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What's that smell?
114 mins ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
114 mins ago
68 MechaHitler.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
115 mins ago
43 Take-backsies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
115 mins ago
74 AIDS.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
116 mins ago
20 The four arms of Vishnu.
__________. That's how I want to die.
116 mins ago
54 Sharing needles.
__________. It's a trap!
117 mins ago
40 Sniffing glue.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
117 mins ago
2 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
117 mins ago
36 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
117 mins ago
56 The homosexual agenda.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
Front butt.
x | 2
Black people.
c | 3
Public ridicule.
 
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