Some Recent Plays
__________. High five, bro.
4 hours ago
74 Black people.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
4 hours ago
46 Clams.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
4 hours ago
70 Justin Bieber.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
4 hours ago
61 Spontaneous human combustion.
It's a trap!
4 hours ago
97 Friends with benefits.
White people like __________.
5 hours ago
55 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
What am I giving up for Lent?
17 hours ago
54 Exactly what you'd expect.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
17 hours ago
1 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
Grandma.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
17 hours ago
42 Overpowering your father.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
17 hours ago
37 Goblins.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
x | 2
The Force.
c | 3
Britney Spears at 55.
 
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