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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
8 hours ago
32 Bees?
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
8 hours ago
23 Clams.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
106 hours ago
1 Foreskin.
Children on leashes.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
106 hours ago
41 Smegma.
106 hours ago
1 Puppies!
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
106 hours ago
22 Chivalry.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
106 hours ago
89 Incest.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
106 hours ago
27 Faith healing.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
106 hours ago
44 Santa Claus.
__________: good to the last drop.
106 hours ago
55 Deflowering the princess.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
z | 1
Autocannibalism.
x | 2
Teaching a robot to love.
c | 3
The homosexual agenda.
 
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