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When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
just now
1 Coughing into a vagina.
Natural male enhancement.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
just now
29 Waterboarding.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
2 mins ago
53 Statistically validated stereotypes.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
2 mins ago
26 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 mins ago
49 Sunshine and rainbows.
What's my anti-drug?
2 mins ago
25 Re-gifting.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
39 hours ago
19 Eating the last known bison.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
39 hours ago
39 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
__________. That's how I want to die.
39 hours ago
48 Space muffins.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
39 hours ago
75 Nazis.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
z | 1
Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
x | 2
Multiple stab wounds.
c | 3
Centaurs.
 
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