Some Recent Plays
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
4 hours ago
66 Robert Downey, Jr.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
4 hours ago
14 The Hustle.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
4 hours ago
48 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
4 hours ago
118 Bitches.
What will always get you laid?
17 hours ago
91 Vigorous jazz hands.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
17 hours ago
73 Vehicular manslaughter.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
17 hours ago
64 Making sex at her.
What's my secret power?
17 hours ago
55 Parting the Red Sea.
What helps Obama unwind?
24 hours ago
78 Dead babies.
What's the new fad diet?
28 hours ago
70 Mad cow disease.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
People who smell their own socks.
x | 2
Elderly Japanese men.
c | 3
Porn stars.
 
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