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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
just now
118 Panda sex.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
just now
99 Foreskin.
What gets better with age?
just now
32 Carnies.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
just now
2 Lactation.
Michelle Obama's arms.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
just now
71 A bleached asshole.
__________: good to the last drop.
just now
14 The four arms of Vishnu.
What's that sound?
just now
47 Popped collars.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
53 hours ago
1 African children.
Republicans.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
53 hours ago
28 Hurricane Katrina.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
70 hours ago
44 Powerful thighs.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
z | 1
My genitals.
x | 2
Goats eating cans.
c | 3
Flavored condoms.
 
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