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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
11 hours ago
95 My dick.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
11 hours ago
43 Chainsaws for hands.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
28 hours ago
1 Creed.
Front butt.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
28 hours ago
29 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
What's my anti-drug?
28 hours ago
89 Menstruation.
What helps Obama unwind?
28 hours ago
117 A sassy black woman.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
28 hours ago
67 Autocannibalism.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
28 hours ago
2 Gloryholes.
Roofies.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
28 hours ago
43 Vehicular homicide.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
28 hours ago
59 Preteens.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
A Gypsy curse.
x | 2
Racism.
c | 3
Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
 
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