Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
13 hours ago
116 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What never fails to liven up the party?
19 hours ago
26 Flightless birds.
What helps Obama unwind?
100 hours ago
81 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's a girl's best friend?
100 hours ago
102 Scrotum tickling.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
100 hours ago
1 White privilege.
Concealing a boner.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
100 hours ago
103 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
100 hours ago
65 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Why am I sticky?
100 hours ago
63 Testicular torsion.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
100 hours ago
1 A good sniff.
A bleached asshole.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
100 hours ago
115 A fetus.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
z | 1
Michelle Obama's arms.
x | 2
A sausage festival.
c | 3
Poor people.
 
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