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What does Dick Cheney prefer?
16 mins ago
92 German dungeon porn.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
17 mins ago
1 Flying sex snakes.
Ethnic cleansing.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
17 mins ago
117 That one gay Teletubby.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
17 mins ago
118 Bitches.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
17 mins ago
34 Gladiatorial combat.
What gets better with age?
18 mins ago
33 Bees?
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
18 mins ago
33 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
18 mins ago
16 A woman scorned.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
19 mins ago
31 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
6 hours ago
1 A brain tumor.
Tentacle porn.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
z | 1
Lactation.
x | 2
Wifely duties.
c | 3
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
 
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