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During sex, I like to think about __________.
15 mins ago
81 Women in yogurt commercials.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
15 mins ago
41 George Clooney's musk.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
15 mins ago
49 Figgy pudding.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
2 hours ago
58 Shorties and blunts.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
2 hours ago
27 The South.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 hours ago
68 My sex life.
What never fails to liven up the party?
2 hours ago
76 Coat hanger abortions.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
14 hours ago
17 Take-backsies.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
14 hours ago
82 Mouth herpes.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
14 hours ago
36 Foreskin.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Front butt.
x | 2
Flash flooding.
c | 3
Queefing.
 
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