Some Recent Plays
War! What is it good for?
just now
110 Nazis.
What do old people smell like?
just now
58 Zeus's sexual appetites.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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31 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
just now
25 Uppercuts.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
just now
45 Jewish fraternities.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
just now
63 Judge Judy.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
1 mins ago
26 Re-gifting.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
6 hours ago
81 Black people.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
6 hours ago
89 Homeless people.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
15 hours ago
89 Pedophiles.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
z | 1
Chainsaws for hands.
x | 2
Four Loko.
c | 3
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
 
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