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__________. High five, bro.
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What's my anti-drug?
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__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
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1 Famine.
GoGurt.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
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1 Panda sex.
A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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46 Adult Friendfinder.
White people like __________.
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40 The glass ceiling.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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37 Land mines.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
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42 Vehicular homicide.
What am I giving up for Lent?
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35 Heartwarming orphans.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
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My relationship status.
 
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