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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
37 mins ago
2 Adult Friendfinder.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
37 mins ago
113 Tentacle porn.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
37 mins ago
64 Full frontal nudity.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
37 mins ago
2 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
38 mins ago
52 Lumberjack fantasies.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
38 mins ago
65 Tom Cruise.
What's that smell?
4 hours ago
57 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
4 hours ago
44 AXE Body Spray.
What gets better with age?
4 hours ago
50 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
4 hours ago
58 Natural male enhancement.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
A sassy black woman.
x | 2
This answer is postmodern.
c | 3
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