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In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
just now
46 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
just now
45 Licking things to claim them as your own.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
1 mins ago
31 The Virginia Tech Massacre.
What's the crustiest?
1 mins ago
63 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
1 mins ago
56 Darth Vader.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
2 mins ago
38 Deflowering the princess.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
3 mins ago
42 The Fanta girls.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
3 mins ago
67 A passionate Latino lover.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
4 mins ago
53 Geese.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
4 mins ago
27 Spontaneous human combustion.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
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The profoundly handicapped.
x | 2
Uppercuts.
c | 3
Justin Bieber.
 
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