Some Recent Plays
__________. That's how I want to die.
21 hours ago
60 Multiple stab wounds.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
21 hours ago
105 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
21 hours ago
62 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What's the crustiest?
21 hours ago
74 Revenge fucking.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
21 hours ago
64 Dying.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
21 hours ago
43 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
Betcha can't have just one!
21 hours ago
117 72 virgins.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
21 hours ago
94 Paris Hilton.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
21 hours ago
55 Too much hair gel.
What do old people smell like?
21 hours ago
20 Friends who eat all the snacks.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Jewish fraternities.
x | 2
Cybernetic enhancements.
c | 3
Concealing a boner.
 
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