Some Recent Plays
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
19 hours ago
75 Incest.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
19 hours ago
70 Coat hanger abortions.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
19 hours ago
56 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
19 hours ago
20 Exchanging pleasantries.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
19 hours ago
110 Anal beads.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
32 hours ago
1 Waterboarding.
Gary Coleman.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
32 hours ago
33 The Chinese gymnastics team.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
32 hours ago
87 The Thong Song.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
32 hours ago
1 Estrogen.
Dorito breath.
__________? There's an app for that.
35 hours ago
78 Daddy issues.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Friction.
x | 2
Dave Matthews Band.
c | 3
Anal beads.
 
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