Some Recent Plays
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
just now
103 My dick.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
1 mins ago
53 Substitute teachers.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
5 mins ago
73 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
7 mins ago
64 Heartwarming orphans.
What's that sound?
8 mins ago
34 The drama club.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
10 mins ago
71 Same-sex ice dancing.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
15 mins ago
95 A sassy black woman.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
15 mins ago
13 Fabricating statistics.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
16 mins ago
84 72 virgins.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
4 hours ago
86 Black people.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
x | 2
The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
c | 3
Road head.
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