Some Recent Plays
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
14 mins ago
97 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
5 hours ago
69 Flesh-eating bacteria.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
5 hours ago
40 Eating an albino.
I drink to forget __________.
10 hours ago
70 Republicans.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
10 hours ago
29 The Rapture.
__________. High five, bro.
10 hours ago
77 Zeus's sexual appetites.
What's my anti-drug?
10 hours ago
37 The harsh light of day.
What helps Obama unwind?
10 hours ago
102 Revenge fucking.
What helps Obama unwind?
10 hours ago
54 Kim Jong-il.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
10 hours ago
49 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
72 virgins.
x | 2
Dead babies.
c | 3
A thermonuclear detonation.
 
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