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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
2 hours ago
76 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
2 hours ago
61 Kanye West.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
2 hours ago
26 Keg stands.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
2 hours ago
94 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
__________? There's an app for that.
2 hours ago
52 Prosti-tots.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
2 hours ago
50 Tickle Me Elmo™.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 hours ago
73 Barack Obama.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
34 The invisible hand.
What am I giving up for Lent?
2 hours ago
105 German dungeon porn.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
2 hours ago
62 A passionate Latino lover.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
Sexual humiliation.
x | 2
Copping a feel.
c | 3
Dick fingers.
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