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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
3 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Sexy Siamese twins.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
3 hours ago
94 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
3 hours ago
91 Sexual humiliation.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
3 hours ago
91 A windmill full of corpses.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
3 hours ago
60 Being a dick to children.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
3 hours ago
113 Tentacle porn.
War! What is it good for?
3 hours ago
54 Powerful thighs.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
3 hours ago
41 Passive-aggression.
Why am I sticky?
3 hours ago
63 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
125 hours ago
45 Martha Stewart.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
Sean Connery.
x | 2
Breaking out into song and dance.
c | 3
The hiccups.
 
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