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This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
13 mins ago
49 Powerful thighs.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
13 mins ago
84 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
13 mins ago
22 Classist undertones.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
13 mins ago
101 The Chinese gymnastics team.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
13 mins ago
60 A defective condom.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
13 mins ago
1 Britney Spears at 55.
Ethnic cleansing.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
13 mins ago
1 Keanu Reeves.
Hulk Hogan.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
14 mins ago
31 Flash flooding.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
14 mins ago
53 Sean Connery.
It's a trap!
14 mins ago
69 The Care Bear Stare.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
RoboCop.
x | 2
Robert Downey, Jr.
c | 3
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
 
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