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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
23 mins ago
49 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
23 mins ago
29 Team-building exercises.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
23 mins ago
108 German dungeon porn.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
24 mins ago
67 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
What helps Obama unwind?
24 mins ago
88 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
24 mins ago
64 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
24 mins ago
1 The homosexual agenda.
Child abuse.
What gets better with age?
24 mins ago
29 Good grammar.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
25 mins ago
1 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
A sassy black woman.
It's a trap!
25 mins ago
103 Auschwitz.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
World peace.
x | 2
Muzzy.
c | 3
Forgetting the Alamo.
 
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