Some Recent Plays
What's my secret power?
37 mins ago
66 Assless chaps.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
37 mins ago
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
42 mins ago
53 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Why do I hurt all over?
42 mins ago
42 The violation of our most basic human rights.
What's my secret power?
42 mins ago
41 Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
What's my anti-drug?
42 mins ago
52 Vehicular homicide.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
43 mins ago
74 Italians.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
43 mins ago
53 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
Betcha can't have just one!
43 mins ago
80 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
43 mins ago
35 Mutually-assured destruction.
z | 1
Republicans.
x | 2
Bestiality.
c | 3
Jafar.
 
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