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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
3 hours ago
41 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
What's the most emo?
5 hours ago
37 Hot Pockets®.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
8 hours ago
75 Necrophilia.
It's a trap!
8 hours ago
58 Women in yogurt commercials.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
8 hours ago
44 People who smell their own socks.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
8 hours ago
60 A beached whale.
It's a trap!
8 hours ago
41 Will Smith.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
9 hours ago
67 Auschwitz.
What's the most emo?
9 hours ago
24 Genghis Khan.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
9 hours ago
20 Laying an egg.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
Substitute teachers.
x | 2
Classist undertones.
c | 3
A balanced breakfast.
 
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