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What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 hours ago
67 72 virgins.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
3 hours ago
60 Bosnian chicken farmers.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
3 hours ago
77 Coat hanger abortions.
I drink to forget __________.
3 hours ago
45 Tangled Slinkys.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
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70 Police brutality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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32 The token minority.
What helps Obama unwind?
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63 Erectile dysfunction.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
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84 A bleached asshole.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
3 hours ago
83 Viagra®.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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104 Nazis.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
Incest.
x | 2
Lactation.
c | 3
The economy.
 
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