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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
4 hours ago
89 Pedophiles.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
7 hours ago
35 A low standard of living.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
7 hours ago
90 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
7 hours ago
1 A passionate Latino lover.
Bling.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
7 hours ago
62 Passing a kidney stone.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
7 hours ago
43 Hot Pockets.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
7 hours ago
47 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
What am I giving up for Lent?
7 hours ago
73 The American Dream.
What will always get you laid?
7 hours ago
79 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What helps Obama unwind?
7 hours ago
86 Men.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
An Oedipus complex.
x | 2
Scientology.
c | 3
Viagra.
 
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