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Why am I sticky?
12 hours ago
53 Auschwitz.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
33 hours ago
1 Preteens.
Keanu Reeves.
Why am I sticky?
33 hours ago
42 Copping a feel.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
33 hours ago
54 Ring Pops™.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
33 hours ago
46 Child beauty pageants.
It's a trap!
33 hours ago
50 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
What ended my last relationship?
33 hours ago
81 The boners of the elderly.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
33 hours ago
91 Porn stars.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
33 hours ago
58 Just the tip.
Why can't I sleep at night?
33 hours ago
38 Explosions.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
Vehicular homicide.
x | 2
Making sex at her.
c | 3
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
 
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