Some Recent Plays
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
4 hours ago
33 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
Why can't I sleep at night?
4 hours ago
107 An anal probe.
What's my anti-drug?
4 hours ago
60 Hot Pockets.
What am I giving up for Lent?
4 hours ago
52 A drive-by shooting.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
4 hours ago
2 Friends who eat all the snacks.
MechaHitler.
War! What is it good for?
4 hours ago
56 Public ridicule.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
4 hours ago
24 Popped collars.
__________: good to the last drop.
4 hours ago
30 Quivering jowls.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
4 hours ago
94 A vajazzled vagina.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
4 hours ago
69 My humps.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
z | 1
Uppercuts.
x | 2
Drinking alone.
c | 3
A defective condom.
 
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