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What's my anti-drug?
14 hours ago
49 Girls who shouldn't go wild.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
15 hours ago
22 The Fanta girls.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
15 hours ago
30 Team-building exercises.
Why can't I sleep at night?
15 hours ago
126 A big black dick.
War! What is it good for?
15 hours ago
70 A can of whoop-ass.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
15 hours ago
55 A zesty breakfast burrito.
What gets better with age?
15 hours ago
66 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
15 hours ago
74 Deflowering the princess.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
15 hours ago
67 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
15 hours ago
1 The Force.
A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
x | 2
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
c | 3
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
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