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During sex, I like to think about __________.
3 hours ago
28 The harsh light of day.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
10 hours ago
1 Lady Gaga.
Scientology.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
10 hours ago
62 Lactation.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
10 hours ago
106 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
__________? There's an app for that.
10 hours ago
116 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
What do old people smell like?
10 hours ago
87 Toni Morrison's vagina.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
10 hours ago
64 Ethnic cleansing.
__________: good to the last drop.
10 hours ago
35 Finding a skeleton.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
10 hours ago
34 Finger painting.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
10 hours ago
19 Dick Cheney.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
Keanu Reeves.
x | 2
Seduction.
c | 3
Same-sex ice dancing.
 
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