Some Recent Plays
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
53 Golden showers.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
2 hours ago
74 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
What ended my last relationship?
2 hours ago
50 Actually taking candy from a baby.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 hours ago
84 The homosexual agenda.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
3 hours ago
28 A crappy little hand.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
4 hours ago
1 The Gulags.
The true meaning of Christmas.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
4 hours ago
48 Jew-fros.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
6 hours ago
99 A cooler full of organs.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
6 hours ago
39 Multiple stab wounds.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
6 hours ago
49 Stranger danger.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
x | 2
Substitute teachers.
c | 3
Hot Pockets®.
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