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What ended my last relationship?
16 hours ago
45 Team building exercises.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
16 hours ago
54 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
16 hours ago
38 Heartwarming orphans.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
17 hours ago
56 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
Why am I sticky?
17 hours ago
44 Road head.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
17 hours ago
39 The Rapture.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
17 hours ago
90 Balls.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
17 hours ago
31 Guys who don't call.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
17 hours ago
1 The Superdome.
The Fanta girls.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
17 hours ago
46 Third base.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
z | 1
Porn stars.
x | 2
The Hamburglar.
c | 3
Bananas in Pajamas.
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