Some Recent Plays
__________. It's a trap!
96 mins ago
97 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
96 mins ago
15 The chronic.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
96 mins ago
135 2 Girls 1 Cup.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
97 mins ago
51 Improvised explosive devices.
What's my secret power?
97 mins ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
97 mins ago
1 Passable transvestites.
Front butt.
Why do I hurt all over?
98 mins ago
30 Overcompensation.
What's a girl's best friend?
98 mins ago
91 Surprise sex!
Betcha can't have just one!
98 mins ago
34 Ring Pops™.
What gets better with age?
98 mins ago
91 Crystal meth.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
z | 1
Uppercuts.
x | 2
Dorito breath.
c | 3
Statistically validated stereotypes.
 
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