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__________: good to the last drop.
7 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
7 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
7 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
7 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
7 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
7 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
15 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
15 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
15 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
15 hours ago
53 My genitals.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Ghosts.
x | 2
FALCON PUNCH!!!
c | 3
Racism.
 
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