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__________: good to the last drop.
104 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
104 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
104 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
104 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
104 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
104 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
112 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
112 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
112 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
112 hours ago
53 My genitals.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Faith healing.
x | 2
The People's Elbow.
c | 3
Poor life choices.
 
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