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For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
just now
1 Oversized lollipops.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
just now
28 A robust mongoloid.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
just now
48 A drive-by shooting.
Why can't I sleep at night?
1 mins ago
43 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
3 mins ago
57 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
3 mins ago
58 Smallpox blankets.
What ended my last relationship?
3 mins ago
90 A fetus.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
4 mins ago
99 Daddy issues.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
4 mins ago
73 Coat hanger abortions.
__________: good to the last drop.
4 mins ago
93 Sniffing glue.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
c | 3
Bond, James Bond.
 
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