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What's that smell?
10 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
10 hours ago
68 MechaHitler.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
10 hours ago
43 Take-backsies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
10 hours ago
74 AIDS.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
10 hours ago
20 The four arms of Vishnu.
__________. That's how I want to die.
10 hours ago
54 Sharing needles.
__________. It's a trap!
10 hours ago
40 Sniffing glue.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
10 hours ago
2 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
10 hours ago
36 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
10 hours ago
56 The homosexual agenda.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Nubile slave boys.
c | 3
Historically black colleges.
 
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