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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
4 hours ago
54 Queefing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
8 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
184 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
184 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
199 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
279 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
279 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
279 hours ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
What's a girl's best friend?
279 hours ago
99 Doin' it in the butt.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
279 hours ago
52 Team building exercises.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
c | 3
Eugenics.
 
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